“ Today, I went to the beach with my children. I
found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and
said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear."
She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and
it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off
topic but I had to tell someone! ”